Whiskey Tango Foxtrot … again

28 08 2009

Sometimes, I wonder why it is such a shock (to me) that the regular media outlets fail so astonishingly at providing anything which vaguely fits the description of “news”. Instead of the hard-hitting journalism of Edward R. Murrow or Walter Cronkite, we are treated to a journalistic, infotainment-like art product.

For example, when the people of  Iran were struggling against the despotic control of their government, the media profoundly and unbelievably dropped the ball. After ignoring the story for weeks in the desperate hope that the whole thing would just go away if they pretended it didn’t exist, the mainstream media giants finally dipped a toe into the waters of actual journalism. For a moment. The media giants were saved from having to provide meaningful content by the death of an aging pedophile 1980’s pop star.

Astronomers announce that they have detected clouds of methane on Titan. A woman who had been kidnapped by religious nutjobs, then imprisoned and raped repeatedly for eighteen years was finally freed. The Afghan election results are still unpublished amid rumors of scandal. The state of California is auctioning off public assets in a frantic attempt to avoid bankruptcy. Wars continue in Africa and parts of Asia. Mexico is on the verge of dissolving into warring bands of narco-warlords. With all of this important stuff going on, what are we treated to in the mainstream media?

The life and miracles of Saint Chappaquiddick.

Here is yet more evidence of the media’s inability to deliver actual news:

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It is (or should be) deeply disturbing that the best news delivery services come from a late-night comedian on basic cable and a news-aggregator website which was started with a picture of a squirrel with large testicles. Both of these sources (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and FARK.com, respectively) made their bones making fun of media hypocrisy and mocking journalistic failures. And yet, more and more people are getting in-depth coverage of important stories from these sources.

Local news programs are not immune from the lure of journalistic bubble-gum. The most watched news program in the Shallow South ran in-depth features on Michael Vick’s return to professional football for the first ten minutes of each broadcast for weeks. The daily rag in my town is just as bad. It is becoming a chore to search out real news anymore.

By contrast, Jon Stewart gets policymakers and other newsmakers on his show all the time. In-depth interviews are frequently conducted. Since The Daily Show is just a half-hour long (22 minutes of actual airtime), these interviews are often truncated when the show runs out of time, but the full, unedited interview is always available for free on Comedy Central’s website immediately after the broadcast. Why can’t the mainstream “news” organizations do this better? They have manpower and budgets many times greater than Jon Stewart and his band of happy wombats at The Daily Show.

Worse still is the miserable showing of the large news conglomerates in comparison to FARK. When major events take place, FARK is usually far ahead of the major media news programs- often by hours. Thousands of people, many of them local to the story or even part of it, post comments on FARK’s message boards. Facts are checked against available evidence and sources are vigorously vetted for bias by a totally unpaid army of basement-swelling troglodytes. Several hours before the regular media released information about the Garridos (from the kidnapping and rape saga in California this week), people on FARK had already searched out their names and aerial photos of their home. The man’s blog and website were posted on FARK at least a day before that information was released in the national media. I have already written at length about the media’s failure to cover the turmoil in Iran.

Once, there were giants. People who strode through the most important stories of their time and got at the facts behind the public story. Men and women who actually wrote the things they later reported on TV or radio or in print. Those men and women are all gone, now. All we have left are empty-headed mouthers of gibberish masquerading as news, who are too incompetent to be trusted to write their own material. Plastic Barbies and Kens with so little intellectual capacity that they would read a murder confession if it happened to be displayed on a teleprompter.

Assuming I am not typing these words for my own sole amusement, you may ask yourself how this happened. I can answer that. We made it happen.

Walter Cronkite or Edward R. Murrow would never be stars if they were getting started in journalism today. They aren’t pretty. At best, they might get jobs writing material for the animatronic droids in front of the cameras to parrot. We are apparently more comfortable getting our news from soulless drones who look nice than from someone who actually knows whereof they speak. As long as the talking head on TV is attractive and generic, we don’t seem to mind that our “news” sources have dumbed-down the material they present to the level single-celled organisms can accept. “Oooh! Lookit! A scary fire happened on the way to work today. You like looking at pretty fire, don’t you? Yes, you do. There’s a good little consumer. Aren’t you a good little consumer? Yes, you are.

Current status: Disgusted

Current music: Worlds Away by Strange Advance

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31 08 2009
Wenchypoo

The life and miracles of Saint Chappaquiddick.

(in Kennedy accent Volume 9)

“In the beginning, there were the disabled, poor, and less fortunate, and we set out to make maximum political use of these creatures, inventing bill after bill to become law designed to ensure control for time immemorial. Those we could not control were driven to their deaths from a bridge while drunk.

All hail political power, no matter how damaging it ends up becoming!
(chorus of “All Hail Political Power!”)

Now, let us turn to any page in our Something For Nothing manuals to see what else we can do to strengthen our hold over the poor and disabled, all the while making it look like a BENEFIT–even reaching across the political aisles for appearance’s sake…

All Hail Political Power!
(chorus)

All ye of little political faith, all ye of miniscule personal power, all ye of little resistance, bring your perceived and actual needs for coddling to the altar of St. Ted, and don’t make me drive you off a bridge while drunk!”

17 09 2009
ClassicFilm

Excellent observations… and this week, it’s ironic that Jon Stewart lambasted the leftist mainstream media for being lazy SOBs and failing to report what is being called the “scoop of the year.” The expose’ of the corruption of ACORN, brought about single-handedly by two kids who are fed up with the MSM not investigating a shady organization and choosing to not air news items if they embarrass the Democrat party. Stewart was rightfully appalled (as we all are) by our media’s insistence to pander to the lowest common denominator and to whitewash/twist/truncate any news stories that don’t A) malign conservatives or B) don’t applaud liberals.

But I sense the tide is turning… with brave young journalists (as Stewart put it, with only $3,000 and Grandma’s fur coat, these kids did what MSNBC, CNN, and the others did NOT do) like James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles, who were willing to go undercover as a pimp and a prostitute and do the investigative job that the MSM chose not to do (and chose to continue to ignore after the incriminating ACORN tapes were being made public on BigGovernment.com, FOX news, and YouTube), we have resurrected hope.

And just maybe, O’Keefe and Giles have inspired other young journalists across the country to usurp the elitist, Hollywood-esque leftwing news anchors who purr and grovel to give biased, royal treatment 24/7 to the Obama administration. Young journalists with passion for the truth, passion for informing the American public all the good, bad, and ugly, no matter which political party is in the Oval Office.

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